Sunday, August 28, 2011

Colloquial Diction and the Race for the House Cup

Alright, party people. Who else feels like this school year they are bound to shrivel up in an anti-social, black hole of dark nothing-ness? (yes, the redundancy is necessary)

Ooo! Ooo! Definitely me, I'm raising my hand, yeah this girl, right here!

What is this? Only the first week of school and already over ten hours of homework on a weekend?!?! Hellllooooo, junior year!

So this is basically me right now, avoiding my hauntingly consuming AP Language and Composition homework after putting in ten hours already, by blogging. Lame, right? I'm avoiding composition homework by writing...oh the irony... But hey, this is me venting and basically talking to a computer screen via a keyboard. Thus being, I'm allowed to get away with any grammatical errors and/or any speech that is highly colloquial (vocab word! Yes! 10 points to Ravenclaw! Or whatever house I'm in*....I'm a hobo according to some...just kidding).

But I guess it doesn't matter too much. I mean, I only get about a max of about 12 views per blog post I write anyways; half of them are probably just myself trying to see if it posted alright - I keep forgetting to turn off the setting that won't track my own views. Ha..ha...

Well this was greatly helpful. I hope you enjoyed my entirely pointless rant and use of poor diction (another 10 points! Take that Hufflepuff!)Ok. Bye.

* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xl8aLDhbOuM&sns=em

Monday, August 15, 2011

Mission: (De)cap-accino

Your mission, comrades, if you choose to accept it, is to bring down the town's most popular coffee shop! The very shop that mocks my dream from the corner of Main and 4th Avenue. My dream of brewing up lattes and frappaccinos to the lovely, caffeine-addicted citizens of this fine town in my corner stop coffee shop filled and decorated with my knick-knacks and trinkets that I will have collected from around the world.

But YOU, my wonderful minions are my arms and legs. It is your help that I need to make this dream a reality! With the current shop gone, it will provide the glorious, long-awaited opportunity to create my own artistic, wi-fi hotspot in a prime, central location!

Upon acceptance of said mission, you will be outfitted with code names and be briefed on the coded-language based on terms in British slang (I.e. "brilliant," "smashing," "chap," "cheerio," "wicked," etc.

This processes may take years to complete but the future of its success rests in your hands! Now go! Bring down that establishment and all its robust goodness! We will stand superior to all other cafes! Indeed we will! We will rise!

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Utah Trip Day Three: Sunday, July 3, 2011: Baby You're a Firework!

Boy, it has been a long time since we have been mountain biking! Two years? At least. We were quickly reminded how taxing and difficult the sport is and how the mountain is ultimately in control, not you. Thankfully, no one was seriously injured, just a few scrapes and bruises here and there, so that was" good news. Overall we had a really great time. We got a little muddy and were definitely tired by the end of it. :)

After biking we rested for a while before attending a free, outdoor concert being held on The Canyons property. We staked out a nice spot on a hill amongst the hundreds of people and enjoyed the R&B band crank out some fun tunes. While we were there I spotted this adorable baby girl wearing a loud red, white, and blue tu-tu. She looked like a little firework! Can you say Katy Perry?




Following the concert, was a firework display put on by the resort. We moved spots and were fortunate to find a wonderful grassy area for us to lie down on. They were shooting them off in a parking lot just below us so we had one of the best seats in the house. They truly did an amazing job. My mom described them as "The best fireworks she had ever seen," (outside of Disney World of course). They really were quite incredible. So this was our second night of fireworks in a row and we new we were going to see more the next night! It was a fantastic way to end the night and gear up for the Fourth the following day!

Monday, July 4, 2011

Utah Trip Day 2: Saturday, July 2, 2011

I realized that in my last post, I forgot to mention which part of Utah that we visit with our time share. Every other year we come to Park City - about 40 minutes East of Salt Lake City. The Utah Olympic Park and training facilities are located here and some of the events from the 2002 Salt Lake Winter Olympic games were held at this site, too. The terrain here is beautiful and our time share property sits at the base of one of the valley's many ski resorts (ours is The Canyons).

Today we kind of took it easy. We took our time in the morning with breakfast and the such and then headed up to the Olympic Park for a freestyle ski jumping show at one o'clock. You're probably thinking, "It's summer, how in the world are you going to watch ski jumping??" Hang on, though, because I am about to blow your mind. At this facility, they have special ski jumps that are coated with plastic hairs - like grass - and when wet, have very little traction and makes it ideal for skiing. But that only addresses half of the actual issue of summer jumping. Sure you could ski down, go off the jump and fly in the air, but what about the landing? There is not enough snow to make a runway! But check this out, they actually have a massive swimming pool for the jumpers to land in! At the bottom of the pool are pipes that, when cued, release tons of bubbles before the skier lands in the water. The purpose of this is to break the surface tension so that the athletes sink a little instead of hitting the hard surface of the water flat out (like a belly flop but from 50 feet in the air). The summer ski jumpers' attire included life vests and swim trunks/pants and a helmet. Not your typical skier, huh? They even had skis with large slits cut into them to make swimming with them on a little easier. Phew! Man, I am getting tired just thinking about it! But this arial show was truly spectacular! Hopefully I will put some videos of the show up on my Facebook or YouTube page some time next week.




After the ski jumping show, we rode the Xtreme Zipline - one of the many fun activities open to the public at the Park (for a price of course...). The zip line is supposedly the World's Steepest Zipline, running along side the K 120 ski jump hill and reaching up to 50 miles per hour! Needless to say, it was pretty fun :). Also at the park you can ride the bobsled on the actual Olympic track, ride an Alpine slide, or even learn to ski jump for real.

Afterwards, we hit up World Market for lunch and indulged ourselves in the most amazing free samples ever! You think Costco is good? This was ten times better. Samles included divine cheesecake, jalepeƱo jelly, goat cheese, etc. Can you say delicious?

We got back around four and were fortunate to find that our room accomedations had been fixed and we could move over then. Of course this made us happy, although Morgan was a little disappointed because they had told us if they could not get the issue resolved, they would place us in the Presidential Suite. We joked that we were going to rub it in that kid-from-the-elevator's face if it really happened, but alas, it did not. But now we have our spacious condo again and we love it.

Later that evening, we drove to Oakley, Utah for professional rodeo. Morgan was ecstatic for she LOVES horses. I, on the other hand, have never gotten into that scene due to my allergy to horses and hay, and because of that, I was a little bit afraid of attending. But we went anyways and it turned out to be pretty fun. In my opinion, the barrel racing and rodeo clowns were the best parts. I enjoyed the other events, but I always felt that it was unfair to the animals and I felt bad for them. Nonetheless, we all had a blast and all I did was sneeze a couple of times. At the end, there was a fantastic firework display and a great spirit amongst everyone in the crowd. :)

Utah Trip: Day One: Friday, July 1, 2011 - From Colorado to Utah

The first time we vacationed in Utah, my sister, Morgan, and I were both little chicitas at the ages of 10 and 12 respectively. Now we're back for the third time (14 and 16) and looking forward to all the great things coming up in the next week that we get to share with our parents. This is my first ever road trip as a licensed driver which makes my parents fairly happy; I won't deny that I am kind of excited myself. We left about one o'clock this afternoon and I took the first driving shift from Longmont to Rawlins, Wyoming.


Wyoming is an interesting place to drive through. If you keep your eyes pealed, you can find some pretty strange things. For instance, we saw an actual camel on someone's property next to the interstate! Also, a legitament town with a population of 1 (Buford, WY). Granted these are not the most exciting sight (on one trip we found a cave with a random garden gnome in it....but that's a different story.....), but this region of the country sure has some breath-taking beauty. The sky is a different place out here. I personally feel like the sky is more blue and the clouds bloom bigger and fluffier. There are also sporaticlly, fascinating plateaus and rock formations along side the road. Unfortunately, I wasn't able to get a good picture of these geographical figures due to the fact that we were driving and the features were somewhat distant. But when I look at them with their flat tops or irregular formations, I am amazed by how God chose to shape this landscape; and at the same time I have to wonder how much of this He shaped with The Flood. I wonder about stuff like that all the time.


However, one thing that really annoys me about Wyoming is the wind. What should be an easy cruise on an almost empty interstate becomes a white-knuckle drive as you fight to stay in your lane. Maybe other, more experienced drivers find it to be no big deal, but I certainly didn't appreciate the invisible force literally pushing me around despite me being the one with the several hundred pound vehicle complete with mountain bikes.

Furthermore, at some point along our trip, we stopped at a Little America. For those of you who do not know what a Little America is, it is a really nice rest stop along the interstate with a gas station, restaurant, park, sitting areas, etc. They are just the nicest places to take a break at during a road trip. But anyways, while we were there we decided to have dinner. Now keep in mind, when my family travels, we can get pretty loopy and silly in a good way. Fortunately, we had this awesome waiter named Yusuf who had a fun accent and played along with our crazy antics (most of which attracted stares from the other people in the restaurant).




Morgan drinking out of 3 straws.

When we arrived that evening (about 9:30pm), the Westgate property was like another home for us. Lots of memories had been had here in the past and we were looking forward to creating some new ones too. Unfortunately, there was a mix up in our room assignment which placed us in a much smaller room than we paid for and the size of room we did pay for was booked. But the staff assured us they would do everything they could to get things sorted out. However, the best part of the night was riding the elevator with this kid who seemed to be about 11 years old who was playing hide-and-seek or something with his friend.
"Do you mind if I stand there [the corner of the elevator]? I'm hiding from my friend and if he sees me, I'll die."
"Well if it's a matter of life and death..."
To me, that was hilarious. Once we were inside he decided to tell us that he had been coming here for seven years and that "They'll [the company] try and get you to buy the Presidential Suite. But don't do it! You could buy a house for the price of what it costs! So watch out, they'll try and get ya!" Then the doors opened and he ran away. Keep in mind, this was only like a thirty second elevator ride. Strange, little encounter, but so funny! But now, thanks to that little boy, we now know not to go for the Presidential Suite!

That is probably enough on today - nothing too exciting, but fun nonetheless. :)

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Thoughts from a YouTube-aholic



This summer I've discovered the addicting wonders of YouTube. Ever since I was introduced by a friend to the channel of Julian Smith (juliansmith87), the possibilities have been endless! I mean, where else can you find hilarious sketches, random music videos, and ultimately entertaining stupidity? It is the perfect cable box. Entirely free and there is always something on.

Recently, I have discovered the emging world of vlogging - or video blogging. Despite their short length (usually 3-5 mintues), most of the popular "vloggers" are engaging and entertaining! Most of them talk about random moments in their own lives and some even speak off the top of their heads. Sure, you may be thinking, "Why would I want to know what goes on in the life of some video-nerd?" But believe you me, when you finish watching one, you'll be clicking on the next video under the "Related Videos" tab before you know it. My personal favorite vlogger is Charlie McDonald (charlieissocoollike). Currently, he hails from London, England and really knows how to keep his audience interested and entertained.

And, besides keeping my addicted face adhered to any device with a screen and Internet connection, YouTubers like Julian Smith, Charlie McDonald, and Rhett and Link (RhettandLink), had inspired me to join in with the YouTube community, leading to the making of my first ever video which you can view in the side bar to the left. I was even inspired to attempt to start my own vlog, however, I quickly found out that video blogging was not for me. The amount of time and knowledge needed to properly film and edit something like that was ridiculous - not to mention my lack of experience in front of a camera. I think it is probably best that I stick to a written blog.

Nonetheless, YouTube has become my newest summer hobby. I'll admit it probably is not the best one to be taking up, but it is probably just a phase. Conclusively, YouTube is the best personal TV to ever be created, granted there is some not so appropriate content on there, so be careful when exploring the millions of channels, but it also happens to be an excellent resource for entertainment and fun! And I will confess that as of this summer, I, Kristina, am a YouTube-aholic.

You can view my YouTube channel at:
http://www.YouTube.com/user/kristinalu22
I hope to have more videos soon, but for now, enjoy what is there.

YouTubers mentioned in this blog, check them out!:
http://www.YouTube.com/user/juliansmith87
http://www.YouTube.com/user/charlieissocoollike
http://www.YouTube.com/user/RhettandLink

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Pop "Cult"ure

Television is the first truly democratic culture - the first culture available to everybody and entirely governed by what the people want. The most terrifying thing is what people do want.” ~ Clive Barnes.
What has become of our society? Our lives have been completely submerged in the fatuous waters of which I like to call: the media. Pop culture has defined us. As Americans, we crave the latest scoop on whichever celebrity is challenging the constraints of normal rational reasoning or whichever tween idol has the best haircut of the season. We have become a race engrossly obsessed over human idols, gossip, and impractical reality.
            For instance, take pop artists. Whether we acknowledge it or not, we promote them. I bet some of you probably grimace at the recollection of some of today’s most popular (or most criticized) songs. For example, take the music video about America’s now most-hated-day-of-the-weekend. You know the one I am talking about; the one where “yesterday was Thursday…Tomorrow is Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.”[1] If you were to do a brief search on it, you would find that in just over two months of said video being posed on the Internet, it has received over one-hundred and seven million views[2]. And yet, the song has been considered to be a “whole new level of bad,” by Time Magazine News Feed; it is no surprise that the YouTube video ratings[3] do everything to support that highly popular claim.

The same is with certain Canadian teenagers with good hair or “musically-gifted” Disney Channel stars. However, in this case, the fetish over these figures amongst adolescents has come to be mainly image driven. Let us face it, T.V. stars look good. Many of us like to deny it or pretend that we do not care, but in reality, most of them are fairly attractive. And because of this, it is nearly impossible to walk into a department store, like Walmart, and not see someone’s obnoxiously well known face plastered on t-shirts, magazines, lunchboxes, books, calendars, etc. Unnaturally, the media has provided our society with many opportunities to form unhealthy fascinations. We are constantly concerned with the lives, actions, and appearances of individuals of which we do not even have any direct correlations to. So why is it that we care so much?
            Similarly, we cannot help but prey upon the latest captivating gossip. An incessant buzz of “those two are dating” — “she just had a baby” — “he’s in rehab” —or, “that guy thinks he is always winning![4]” constantly circulates around the proximity of our beings. The media delves into the lives of those subject to such discussion and publicizes them explicitly. What is it, or rather, why is it we want to know? Perhaps it is for our own entertainment, or maybe it is for the fulfillment of our subconscious desire to compare ourselves with those who publicly receive more attention. Either way, we all have browsed the periodicals in line for the check-out at the grocery store or tuned in once and while to see what the evening talk show hosts have to say about the latest public scandal. Our need for celebrity news encompasses every aspect of our lives, and, in doing so, creates a country fueled by the press and their views.
All in all, our opinions are being fed by what the media perceives the world to be. Our minds have become addicted and influenced by the drama of the rich, famous, and attractive. Pop culture and the media have defined us. We obsess over lives other than our own and make them major parts of who we are as a society. It is the source from which we, as Americans, thrive. And so, I ask one last time, why?


[1] “Friday” – Single by Rebecca Black (See Works Cited for full citation)
[2] Youtube.com. 17 April 2011.
[3] Based on the “like/dislike” rating system available on YouTube for feedback for posted videos, “Friday” has only a received 13% like rate based on a ratio of  likes: 2,153,262 dislikes, as of 17 April 2011.
[4] “That guy thinks he is always winning.”: in reference to Charlie Sheen and an interview he gave to “Good Morning America.” Citation listed in Works Cited.