Your mission, comrades, if you choose to accept it, is to bring down the town's most popular coffee shop! The very shop that mocks my dream from the corner of Main and 4th Avenue. My dream of brewing up lattes and frappaccinos to the lovely, caffeine-addicted citizens of this fine town in my corner stop coffee shop filled and decorated with my knick-knacks and trinkets that I will have collected from around the world.
But YOU, my wonderful minions are my arms and legs. It is your help that I need to make this dream a reality! With the current shop gone, it will provide the glorious, long-awaited opportunity to create my own artistic, wi-fi hotspot in a prime, central location!
Upon acceptance of said mission, you will be outfitted with code names and be briefed on the coded-language based on terms in British slang (I.e. "brilliant," "smashing," "chap," "cheerio," "wicked," etc.
This processes may take years to complete but the future of its success rests in your hands! Now go! Bring down that establishment and all its robust goodness! We will stand superior to all other cafes! Indeed we will! We will rise!
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